Ooops I, Did It Again

Alright, so last night, after I posted about my WONDERFUL bubble bath, I got a facebook message from my aunt, asking her if I would be her DD (designated driver) (and, she's not blood aunt, I've just known her forver!) Anyways, so I'm like sure! I have nothing better to do!

So I go and get her, and she goes downtown, well the club they went to was 21+ so i couldn't go in, but didn't have the gas to go back home. So I was like hmmm, what to do, it's like midnight and nothing but bars ans restaurants are open. So I am like, well I guess I'm going to go the the Satire. Which is the most delicious mexican food place in Colorado. I was really in the mood for some meat.

So when I got there I sat at a booth in the corner, and didn't order a single damn thing.

Instead I watched the drunks sing Nirvana, and it made me laugh.

So after about an hour of that, I drive back by the club, and they're ready to leave. So I pick my aunt, her brother (who's like 24 i think) and his friend, and then some other random guy.

So we end up going to this random rich drunk guys house, and Barbie's like. We're just here for alcohol. So I wasn't drinking, but we get in the house, and like, they start boozin it up. We're having fun dancing and Bryan (My aunts brother) is -uber- wasted. So then the random rich dude keep taking this bird out (which I'm terrified of birds thanks to Alfred Hitchcock) and they're making me hold it and shit, and I was like :S Well then after a bit, Bryan sits down next to me on this chair, and like, throws his arm kind of around me, but I was like, whatever, until his arm kept getting closer and closer, and every time he makes me hold this bird, he puts his hand on my leg, and is like cooing in my ear.

And what do I do? Flirt right back. Because thats what I know how to do.

So then Barbie goes "Destany, go mix Bryan a drink!" so I get up, take Bryan to the kitchen and am digging for alcohol to mix him a drink.

When suddenly, he kisses me.

And it wasn't like face eating dude at the club, or for that matter any kiss I've had before.

It was like a sweet, gentle (touch of toungue) kiss. And I instantly melt.

So I give up on finding alcohol, and I say "Bryan! Let's go explore the house" really loud so that Barbie knows what we're doing.

And my first stop is downstairs, and there is five rooms and this ginormous hallway, and he follows me down, and we peek in each room, then, he kisses me again, and I flick off the light downstairs so its completly dark, and he's like rubbing me all over, and I'm rubbing him all over, and I'm basically so turned on at this point that all logic goes out the window, and he pulls down my pants, whips his off, and bam. We're going at it.

Well I should note that while we were just kissing, the weird drunk guy came downstairs and was like "ooooh your kissing!" and then went back upstairs. So we go a little while, (probably the most awkward position I've been in a while) and all of a sudden we hear walking down the steps. So I rip my pants up, so does he, and I awkwardly walk up the stairs. And I know I'm blushing TO THE MAX so I go get a glass of water. Then I'm sitting on the dark stairs when he comes out of hte bathroom (I assume he was finishing up) and I'm blocking the stairs and he says something in Spanish, and I'm like, "I dont understand you," so he like awkwardly hops over him, and I scramble up to chase him, and we're laughing and giggeling, and then, we get outside.

And my aunt is standing right there, and she goes, "Did you just hook up with my brother?"

And thats when my guilt set in. I started having a panic attack and so I went downstairs to take a minute, when the crazy drunk, my aunt, and Bryans friend all go outside to see his awesome car I guess.

Well, Bryan fell asleep and the drunk comes inside, and he keeps telling me to go upstairs with him, and he keeps pulling on my arm, and all sorts of weird shit, and it's hurting me, so I tell him to go get Barbie, and he goes and pretends to look for her, and tells me my aunt and the friend are boning. Which I know wasn't true, So he locks the back door (And Bryan is so wasted he passed out on the cocuh) and he keeps like gripping my arm all weird and shit.

So I tell him I need to get something out of the car, and I race out there, lock the doors,and lay down on the floor. Well he keeps coming outside to look for me,and it's freaking me out, so I text my aunt, and I say "We need to go" and finnally they all came out and we drove off.

So then I spent the night at Barbies, and so did Bryan.

And he fell asleep on the couch, so I fell asleep upstairs, and I woke up and he was still down there, and Barbie was gone. So, I really like him (I've known Bryan for a long time, just because I've known Barbie for a long time, and I've always thought he was like, a cute kid) but now.

Uggg. too many men in my life!!

But I still like him.