BOYFRIEND STATUS!!!!!!!!!!

Who you may ask?

ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm jumping up and down excited.

So, despite what I had said, remember Matt guy from the mall? The douchey one?

Alright, so I was MEGA desperate tonight, like, I ate a few pieces of chicken, and a roll after making the mistake of going into the kitchen.

But I was like, whatever, so I texted him and said "Look, being straight right now, I really need someone to cuddle with."

And he says "Come over"

So I tell my mom that I'm going to Ester's house (I have mastered lying about where I'm going, I'm ashamed to say)to have a movie marathon.

So I get there, and Matt and I aren't messing around, we're litterally just snuggling, when his friend texts him saying "Come get me from the bus stop" so, Matt looks at me, and I was like, "Uggg I guess."

So, we go get him, and this guy is like "DUDEEE! LETS SMOKE POT!!!"

So basically we go back to Matts house, and they're BLAZED and the room is like hot boxed, and then like outta nowhere, this kid (Greg) and I are like, doing it. (I have a way of doing that don't I?)

Well, now Greg is pretty sexy. Pretty handsome. Really nice. Held my hand the whole time, which is like, a no no in the one night stand business.

And then when we finish, Matt was being a douche, saying he wouldn't get me a glass of water, and Greg goes "Dude, this girl is fucking sexy, head to toe! Go get her some water" and the rest of the night we snuggled.

Sooo around two in the morning we leave Matt's house, and I go to take him home, and then, we go inside, and lay down, and blah blah blah.

Well I am half asleep, and out of nowhere I go "Do you have a girlfriend?"

and he goes "Now I do"

I wanted to jump up and scream!!!

I know I move WAY TOO FAST.

But it's been a long time since I've been in a relationship. And, maybe, just maybe he's what I need.

Oh, and, he has a job.